Stealing posts isn’t going to make people follow you, it’s going to make people think you’re a shady bitch
And killing people won’t make them like you. It’ll just make them dead.
you are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos
this is the most hopeful thing I’ve ever read.
what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos
then tomorrow is nacho lucky day
West Anaximander Collins
West tops them all
HIS EYEROLL OMFG
That’s it. That’s tumblr.
this is surprisingly accurate
The only thing faster than light is a fangirl who hears her idol come on the tv in another room.
“women are weaklings!”
i’m strong enough to carry
your corpse to the woods
this haiku is my favorite haiku